I dreamt that my beloved and I were caressing each other before going to sleep. She was to my right, as she always is when we are in bed. In tight embrace, we caressed each other’s backs and bums. At some point, she reached quite deep between my buttocks with her right hand. She even touched my asshole. Remembering that I had shat before I went to bed, I gently removed her right hand with my left, and wiped her fingers with my own. Understanding what I was doing, she reached for a napkin next to her without a word. And that is all I remember of the dream. When I woke up, it was morning already. I realized at once that I indeed shat before going to sleep. I usually do that before taking my morning shower, but I did not feel like showering last night. I was afraid it would wake me up. At any rate, that part of the dream was true to life. And so I got up and headed for the shower without any further ado. My asshole needed a good wash first thing in the morning.